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Top Ten Things Your Girlfriend Might Say to You if She Were a Pirate
This one made me laugh out loud. Many Thanks. 🙂
Yup. There’s a joke about pirate booty to made here.
Last September, a band of pirates took over bookshelfbattle.com in celebration of National Pirate Week.
They taught you all how to talk like a pirate…but you didn’t learn how to speak like a she-pirate.
If your girlfriend were a pirate, here is the English to Pirate translation of things she might say to you…er, “to ye.”
10. ENGLISH: Honey, I wish you’d help out around the house more.
PIRATE TRANSLATION: Avast ye stinking bilge rat! Batten down the hatches, trim the mainsail and swab the poop deck or it’s the cat of nine tails for ye.
9. ENGLISH: I’m in the mood for nookie.
PIRATE TRANSLATION: ARRR ye filthy landlubber! Raise the misen mast fer it be time to keel haul across the starboard bow.
8. ENGLISH: I am not happy with you right now.
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