It’s a rainy Thursday over here in beautiful Southeastern PA (yes, that’s sarcasm), so I thought today’s article would be something more random in nature.
While I was out running a few errands, I was walking along and the inevitable random thoughts started to pop into my head. I’ve learned to appreciate those moments because many of my best story ideas have come from those wacky neuron crossfires…hehe. So, without further ado, here are a few of the really good ones:
1) Procrastination, the new perfume from Calvin Clone. One whiff and you’ll forget what you want to do. Procrastination: Go ahead, put it off…
2) If Bacon makes everything better and the Cheese stands alone, what the hell are the Crackers doing and should we be worried?
3) When I call a Psychic Hotline, how come they don’t already know my name?
4) Why isn’t the word “No” celebrated in November? I mean, it’s in the name, right?
5) Some of my biggest fans have never read anything I’ve written. This both confuses and irritates me at the same time.
6) When it comes to Chicken, I have to call Fowl…
Like I said, random thoughts. Thanks for your time. 🙂
It’s snowing where I am lol Want to trade? 😉
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Tempting. I love snow. 🙂
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The snow is okay, it’s just the wind that is nasty lol
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Yeah, when that stuff starts blowing around, it’s rarely a fun time…hehe.
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Ugh it is gross out today, isn’t it? Cecily Tynan says we’re in for a mild winter (according to my elderly mother who lives and dies by that crap, *eyes rolling*)
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I was only out in it between 10 and 11 this morning, but by the time I got back to the motel, I was soaked. As for that early winter stuff, you and I both know that’s just WeatherSpeak for getting slammed in mid-January instead of Deceember…hehe.
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We are expecting a high of 78 today so I would gladly take some of your cold weather for a change (but just for one day as I enjoy wearing shorts in December). Love your random thoughts list. 🙂
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Thanks. They just come to me when I’m not expecting it, much like my blog topics…hehe.
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