After much consideration, I’ve decided to change what I write and how I will write it. Here are some changes that are coming up:
– More sex. Yes, I’m bowing to pressure and adding more sex scenes in my stories. Who cares if it doesn’t advance the plot or add insight into the characters. Sex is where it’s at.
– More Exposition. You can never have too much exposition in the story. The readers love it and it really drives up the price on Amazon.
– More Social Commentary. Let’s face it, those shut-in Social Justice Warriors need more controversy in order to feel relevant.
– More Oppression. Can’t leave those Feminists out of the equation.
Okay, that’s the short list. Comments and suggestions are always welcome and one last thing:
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS’ DAY!
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